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A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in.

The guy said, *quot;Dude,thank goodness you showed up!*quot; *quot;I'm starving, and I need you to watch the counter for me for a few minutes, while I run across the street to get some lunch.*quot;

The friend looked around the store, then looked back at his friend oddly.

The Düzce Escort guy said, *quot;Dude, don't ask any questions, just sell it to em.*quot;

The friend said, *quot;Ok*quot;. So the guy left.

A customer came in, and went up to the counter. She said, *quot;I want a vibrator. What do you have?*quot;

The friend said, *quot;We got red ones, white Düzce Escort Bayan ones, black ones, big ones, little ones and medium sized ones.*quot;

The lady said, *quot;I'll take a little red one to carry in my bag.*quot;

He sold it to her.

Another woman walked in. She approached the counter and said, *quot;I would like a vibrator, Escort Düzce what do you have?*quot;

The friend replied, *quot;Red, black or white, large, medium or small.

The woman asked, *quot;Well, what about the red, white and black checkered one up there?*quot;

The friend said, *quot;Well, I'll sell it to ya if you want,*quot; so she bought it.

A few minutes later the guy came back from lunch and said, *quot;Thanks Dude, you're a life saver. So did you sell anything?*quot;

The friend said, *quot;Yeah, I sold a little red vibrator and a thermos.*quot;