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A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet.

One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well.

Inside the closet, the little boy says, *quot;It's dark in here, isn't it?*quot;

*quot;Yes it is,*quot; the man replies.

*quot;You wanna buy a baseball?*quot; the little boy asks.

*quot;No thanks,*quot; the man replies.

*quot;I think you do want to buy a baseball,*quot; the little extortionist continues.

*quot;OK. Escort How much?*quot; the man replies after considering the position he was in.

*quot;Twenty-five dollars,*quot; the little boy replies.

*quot;TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!*quot; the man repeats. *quot;That's awful expensive*quot;, but because of the position he was in, agreed to the price.

The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet with her little boy.

*quot;It's Escort Bayan dark in here, isn't it?*quot; the boy starts off.

*quot;Yes it is,*quot; replies the man.

*quot;Wanna buy a baseball glove?*quot; the little boy asks.

*quot;OK. How much?*quot; the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his dis-advantage.

*quot;Fifty dollars,*quot; the boy replies and the transaction is completed.

The next weekend, the little boy's father says, *quot;Hey, son. Go get your ball and glove and we'll play some catch.*quot;

*quot;I Bayan Escort can't. I sold them,*quot; replies the little boy.

*quot;How much did you get for them?*quot; asks the father, expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy.

*quot;Seventy-five dollars,*quot; the little boy says.

*quot;SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's thievery! I'm taking you to the church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness,*quot;
the father explains as he hauls the child away.

At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down, and says *quot;It's dark in here, isn't it?*quot;

*quot;Don't you start that crap in here,*quot; the priest says.