In the year sixteen hundred and forty twoLoaded down with kegs of rumSailed a powerful pirate shipIt?s name was Ropes of Cum, boys,It?s name was Ropes of Cum.*Her Captain was Red LizzyNo one knew where she was fromShe ran the crew with an iron fistAboard the Ropes of Cum, boys,Aboard the Ropes of Cum.*Her first mate was a ScotsmanThey called him Snake Eye ClumIt?s said he?s killed a hundred menAboard
Ankara Rus Escort the Ropes of Cum, boys,Aboard the Ropes of Cum.*The Bosun was named HannahShe?d been born deaf and dumbBut she never missed her targetAboard the Ropes of Cum, boys,Aboard the Ropes of Cum*Two and Twenty womenEach with a lovely bumSailed in search of plunderAboard
Yenimahalle Escort the Ropes of Cum, boys,Aboard the Ropes of Cum*One night they heard the beatingOf a solitary drumComing from an islandOff the bow of the Ropes of Cum, boys,Off the bow of the Ropes of Cum.*Now Lizzy had been drinkingAnd had*her tongue in Hannah's bumWhen the mighty ship struck a rockAlas for the Ropes of Cum, boys,Alas for the Ropes of Cum*The Timbers cracked and buckledThe mast began to humIt looked like the end for the mighty shipThe end of the Ropes of Cum, boys,The end of the Ropes of Cum*Lizzy leaped to actionAnd called the crew to come?Jettison the cargo!We?ll save the Ropes of Cum, girls,We?ll save the Ropes of Cum?*Snake Eye, with quick thinking,Passed around bubble gumThey chewed it up and patched the holeTo save the Ropes of Cum, boys,To save the Ropes of Cum*In the year sixteen hundred and forty twoTell your Da and MumA pirate ship*limped into portShe was called the Ropes of Cum, boys,She was called the Ropes of Cum.*****